Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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