I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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