Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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