is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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