do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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