Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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