I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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