i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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