Do you still have your period?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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