WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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