I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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