remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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