I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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