so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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