My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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