Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
