At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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