rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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