Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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