garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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