Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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