Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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