he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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