I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Welp...herpes.
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Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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