I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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