Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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