I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.