i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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NoShamevember. You game?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.