This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.