Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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