Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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