he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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