does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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