put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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