my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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