Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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