My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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