I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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