My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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