You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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