Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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