I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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