Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
