i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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