Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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