You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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