id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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