With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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