Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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