I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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