I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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