I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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