Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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