Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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